PROFESSOR HACK HARDDRIVE ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS -- We captured Professor Hack Harddrive spontaneously in his classroom setting as curious students ask him about modern music, hybrid cars, modern horror films, what he thinks of Apple and a host of other questions. His answers will bend your mind and send you into spiraling depths of total confusion, which they say is very good for invigorating the brain.
DOWNLOADING YOU – Professor Hack Harddrive offends the world of rap with this song about how he plans to download his girlfriend into his LAP-top. Performed in Times Square at twilight, it’s a treasure for horny males everywhere. This is the ultimate geek mantra,because every computer term of the internet era has a slightly warped and twisted meaning in this zany rant. Watch out, girls, Professor Hack HardDrive's gonna bite all your Megabytes!
ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER - If you multi-task a lot and have played videogames since you were a kid, you may have the same problem Professor Hack Harddrive has: Attention Deficit Discorder. That means your attention span is shorter, with your mind right at the border. The border of what? We're talking about sanity here, so listen to what the professor has to say if you want to keep yours.
WE'RE MOVING, WE'RE STAYING - Fellows, are you married, and is your wife lobbying for remodeling the kitchen? Is she threatening World War III if you don't give in and say okay? It will cost you a fortune, so is it better to move to a new place that already has a better kitchen or stay and call in the contractor? Professor Hack Harddrive went through this, and you'll find his growth and wisdom on the subject to be enlightening and frightening
YOU'RE HIRED, YOU'RE FIRED - Hope or dismay, which one describes the unemployment epidemic? Professor Hack Harddrive nails the downsizing dilemma in fiery rhyme. You're just the one they need, you work with such great speed, come back to work, whoever laid you off was a jerk! But then disaster strikes, they're going broke, you're fired again, my friend. But then you're re-hired... for a week! Uh oh,stocks are crashing, the banks are next. You're out, you're in, you're out. Take an aspirin and come back in a year. Until then unemployment will have to do, for you and you and you!
YOU ARE A GIRL, A BOY AM I - A light-hearted fun frolic as a boy sings to that special girl who doesn't want to play and who always runs away. It sounds innocent at first, like the ice skaters and store mannequins that tell the story. But in these 3 minutes you'll find love, jealousy, a bit of youthful lust... and the war of the sexes that sometimes leads to marriage! Filmed and performed by Paul Jeffrey Davids in New York City at Rockefeller Center during the winter holidays.